I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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