It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
