do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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