Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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