Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
