Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
seriously i just wanna be friends
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I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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