I left the party when things started to get crazy... and when I say crazy I mean: there was puke on the carpet, Evan was passed out behind a plant, Mary was making out with her ex while her present bf was making out with Nancy. Not to mention that someone fisted the wall. Also - someone is sleeping on your lawn - they might be dead, I didn't check. Later.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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