making cat noises will not fix the situation.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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