i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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