She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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