Nicole vs. Life
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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