yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
