But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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