i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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