Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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