Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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