my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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