Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
we're so committed to being not committed
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