do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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