The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Randomize
