I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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