Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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