You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
she peed on how many people?
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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