He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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