That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
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