Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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