is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
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