And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Randomize
