He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
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