The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
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