God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
im on a boat
How did you get this number?
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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