And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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