that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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