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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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