How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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