she is the kim kardashian of front butts
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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