The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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