and i looked up. we had an audience...
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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