carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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