this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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