glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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