so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just put lube in Matt's bellybutton. He looks unhappy.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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