He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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