I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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