We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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