i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
