Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
You proceeded to get into a playground school bus and yell "all aboard to Margaritaville!"
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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