Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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