i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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