Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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